The Best Jake 'J.D.' Clampett Quotes

Jake 'J.D.' Clampett: I would like to present Hollywood's newest and most glamorous star, the queen of the silver screen, that dazzling beauty, Miss Venus Adore.
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Daisy: Holy jumpin' toad gizzards! It's Elly May!