The Best Morton Kondracke Quotes

John: Issue seven: how do we start the show? Patty-cake!
Pat: "Live from New York, it's Saturday Night?"
John: El Clifto!
Eleonor: "Live from New York, it's Saturday Night?"
John: More-tons-of-fun!
Morton: Well, I think it's "Live from New York, it's Saturday Night."
John: Wrong! The correct answer is: "Show-show-show, here we go!"

Mr. Spock: My attempt to discuss family business while you were having a flashback, was most illogical.