The Best No Escape Quotes

Beeze: [hiding in debris] Mommy, I have to go potty.
Annie: Just, um... It's okay, just go in your pants, okay.
Beeze: But, I'm not a baby.

Jack: What are you? British CIA?
Hammond: Something like that
Jack: [motions to Kenny] Him too?
Hammond: [Hammond nods] Look I came here more for the women
[grins]
Hammond: well... partially for the women. I came here to pave the way for you

Hammond: [serving them dog meat] You mean to tell me you haven't had Kan Chow Chicken yet? You're gonna love this. They feed the chickens raisins.
Lucy: Really?
Annie: Really...
Hammond: Makes the chickens taste sweet.
Jack: That's interesting.
Lucy: What do they feed the chickens in the US?
Hammond: In the US? Usually other chickens, I think.

Jack: Okay... welcome to the third world!
Annie: It's actually the fourth world.
Jack: Really?

Beeze: [peering over her airplane seat] What happened to your hand?
Hammond: I had a fight with a tiger.
Beeze: Really?
Hammond: Really. Don't worry, though. He got it worse than I did.
[shows her his tiger tooth necklace]

Jack: I killed someone.
Hammond: You're alive, Jack. Your family's alive.

Beeze: I'm hungry.
Jack: Hi Hungry, I'm Dad.
Lucy: Not funny.
Jack: I'm not Funny, I'm Dad.
Lucy: Still not funny.

[last lines]
Lucy: [the whole family cuddling in bed] Don't be sad daddy.
Jack: I'm not sad. I'm happy.

Annie: If we die here tomorrow, it will have been worth it.