The Best Rick and Morty, Season 1, Episode 10 Quotes

Rick: Don't break an arm jerking yourself off, Morty.

Red: Yes, I'd like to order one large sofa chair with extra chair, please.
Black: High chair. No, no, no, no. Recliner. And wheelchair on half.

Rick: Earth Rick C-137, the council of ricks sentences you to The Machine of Unspeakable Doom. Which will swap your conscious and unconscious minds, rendering your fantasies pointless while everything you've known becomes impossible to grasp. Also, every 10 seconds it stabs your balls.