The Best Rick and Morty, Season 1, Episode 10 Quotes
Rick: Don't break an arm jerking yourself off, Morty.
Rick: Earth Rick C-137, the council of ricks sentences you to The Machine of Unspeakable Doom. Which will swap your conscious and unconscious minds, rendering your fantasies pointless while everything you've known becomes impossible to grasp. Also, every 10 seconds it stabs your balls.