The Best All Rise Quotes

Mark: Your honor? Your Honor? Lola? I know you're up here. Why does it always have to be the top floor?
Lola: Because I don't want anyone to find me.
Mark: I told you to be sphinx-like.
Lola: I can't talk about my case.
Mark: It's okay. Lots of other people are.
Lola: Thanks a lot.
Mark: The sphinx has survived for 4500 years by silently staring down the enemy and then asking the right questions.
Lola: She wasn't dealing with LAPD and... I can't talk about it. It's just that... up on that bench, in this thing, everything is different. And that detective, I need to make a difference, but I can't tell if this is the battle, or this is the war.
Mark: What can I do?
Lola: Visit me at traffic court in Palmdale.
Mark: Never gonna happen.

Lola: If one more person asks me how I'm feeling...
Mark: Not me. I don't care.

Lola: Laski is a smug man.
Mark: Yeah, with a good point.
Lola: Don't take his side!
Mark: I don't see sides; I only see sound advice.

Lisa: You've had a hell of a year, Carmichael.
Lola: Yes I have.
Lisa: Which means I've had a hell of a year too.
Lola: Sorry.
Lisa: Well, I knew what I was in for when I chose you.
Lola: Really?
Lisa: No, I had no idea. Anyway, you made history today. So, you know what? Don't bother coming in tomorrow. You can work from home!
Lola: Lisa?
Lisa: Carmichael?
Lola: Too soon. Too soon.

Mark: There's something magic about you in that chair, Lol.

Lola: How's Harry?
Sherri: Fine. Spontaneous. He's very spontaneous.
Lola: Oooh! Do tell!
Sherri: Not that.
Lola: Oh.

Mark: Do you ever wonder if you are where you're supposed to be?
Head: In my experience, if a DA asks that question, a case comes along to answer it.
Mark: What kind of case?
Head: You'll know it.

Lola: You're paranoid.
Mark: I'm pragmatic. I don't give answers until I know what the answer is.

Lola: You're right. It'll be fine.
Mark: Literally the opposite of what I just said.