The Best Babysitter Quotes

Babysitter: The power of rice compels you. The power of rice compels you.

Fran: Thank you so much for coming.
Earl: You want to hear some background on the case?
Babysitter: That is of no use to me. The child is two years old?
Earl: Yes.
Babysitter: May heaven have mercy upon this house. Follow me. Hmm. Yes. Yes.

Baby: [angrily] I want to watch TV!
Babysitter: What time is the child's bedtime?
Fran: Eight o'clock.
Babysitter: It is too late to watch television. It is your bedtime.
Baby: [angrily] No! Don't want to go to sleep! Don't wanna, don't wanna, don't wanna!
Babysitter: You will sleep, for I will read from the bedtime book.
Baby: [angrily] Not that book! Not that book!