The Best Doug Quotes

Doug: I've checked every source I know. There just isn't much on Mr. Clampett.
Tracy: Well I don't need much to ruin him. What clubs does he belong to?
Doug: None.
Tracy: What corporations is he connected with?
Doug: None.
Tracy: Well he must do something.
Doug: He whittles a lot.

Doug: Miss Richards is buying the house.
[hands a tip to Jed, Granny, and Elly May and leaves]
Elly: Ten, twenty, thirty dollars.
Daisy: Is this all they're offering for the place?
Jed: I don't hardly think so. I don't know what we paid for it but I believe that it would top this.