The Best How I Met Your Mother, Season 6, Episode 21 Quotes

Jerry: You got to meet the right girl. Who knows? Maybe you'll meet her tomorrow.
Barney: Maybe I've met her already.

Lily: I'll go anyplace, okay?
Ted: Not OK. OK is lame.
Robin: OK in not Lame. Lame is a gay bar
Lily: Guys, shut up!
Barney: No, Shut Up shut down. I can't believe I don't know the clubs anymore.
Marshall: Guys, just pick the club, okay?
Ted: Not OK!
[together]
Ted: OK is lame! Gay bar.
Marshall: For the record, I was in there once by accident. I'm pretty sure it's pronounced "Lamay"
Barney: It's Hopeless, isn't it?

Jerry: So, Saturday night? Time to cut loose, right? Who wants to split a beer?
Barney: Oh, we're not drinking here. Tonight, we're going big. Let's see, what club should we hit first? There's club Was, there's Wrong...
Marshall: Um, those places shut down a long time ago.
Barney: Oh no...
Marshall: Oh No shut down too.
Ted: There's Where.
Jerry: Where's Where?
Lily: Where's where Was was, isn't it?
Barney: No, Was wasn't where Where was, Was was where Wrong was, right?
Jerry: Ok...
Ted: Not OK, that place is lame.
Robin: OK is Lame? I thought Lame was a gay bar... or is that wrong?
Marshall: That's Wrong. That's not wrong.
Barney: Guys, focus.
Robin: Oh, I like Focus! Let's go there.
Ted: Where?
Robin: Not Where. Focus!
Lily: I thought Focus was closed.
Barney: No, Was was Closed. Once Was shut down, it re-opened as Closed.
Marshall: So Closed is open.
Robin: No, Closed is closed.
Jerry: I don't know! 3rd base, right?

Barney: Tonight's gonna be Leden-Jerry!

Barney: Well this Saturday night I am busting him out. I'm gonna make Jerry realize he was wrong about giving up his old life, by showing him the awesomest night of all time. And for the awesomest night of all time, I'm going to need the awesomest friends of all time. Okay, who do I know? Guys... do any of you know George Clooney?

- Uh, hi again. Ted.
- Oh, and, Jerry, uh, you remember my girlfriend.
- Robin. Hi.
- So nice to see you again.
- Wait, wait.
- Jerry, I gotta tell you the truth.
- Guys, I'm gonna tell him.
- We're also a band.
- Two, three, four!

Marshall: Game on! If I can score five numbers before you can, then we have sex in the bathroom but, if you can score five numbers before me, then we have sex in the bathroom.
Lily: So our usual wager. Deal!

Barney: Hey Jerry, do you really want to be out here like this?
Jerry: Oh sorry small town preacher from the Midwest! Is there a law against dancing?

Barney: Robin, no one watches the news unless it's a car chase or a nip slip.

- And, hey, if you wanna go fishing, we got room in the boat.
- Maybe some other time.
- Okay.
- Oh, and, uh, thanks for taking such good care of this.
- It means a lot to me that you kept it safe all these years.

- You know, why don't you just go back home?
- But I want to hang out with you.
- Yeah, well, I want to hang out with Crazy Jerry, not Stay-At-Home Jerome.
- Fine.
- You want Crazy Jerry?

Ted: How's the open marriage going? Who was the first to get to five numbers?
Lily: I won that race. My prize, sex in the bathroom.
Marshall: And I won that race!