The Best How I Met Your Mother, Season 6, Episode 6 Quotes

Marshall: Hey, Barney, that prime rib was surprisingly good, but it's ten thirty in the morning I don't really need to see a lady get naked and dance.
Barney: Oh Esther gets naked, but she doesn't dance... That WAS my card!

- You know what?
- We should just think of a name that's good for either a girl or a boy.
- Like, um--
- Jamie.
- Marshall, we just named our baby.
- Jamie.
- Not Jamie!

Marshall: How come the creepy kid in a horror movie is always a girl? Or twin girls, who speak in unison.
Lily: What about Chucky?
Marshall: A, he was a doll. B, he was possessed by an adult serial killer, and C, how could you bring up Chucky right before bed?

- This is ridiculous.
- Gentlemen, gentlemen.
- On the main stage, throwing her life away, give it up for Marshall's daughter.
- Who's your granddaddy?
- That guy.

Robin: Hey. Um, when we were dating, did - did I make you feel needed?
Barney: No, I didn't feel like you needed me at all.
Robin: [sighs] That's what I thought. Uh, I'm sorry.
[turns to leave]
Barney: Wait, where are you g- that's a compliment! You're the least needy woman I've ever met. That's awesome! No guy's gonna say "Who's your daddy?" to Robin Scherbatsky; you're your own daddy. And mommy. And weird survivalist uncle who lives in a cabin with a shotgun blaming stuff on the government. And that is what makes you the most amazing, strong, independent woman I've ever banged.

Barney: Want to come to my house and play telephone? I've got the string you've got the cans.

Robin: [about Ted dating Becky] Ted, of all the women in New York, you had to go out with an eight-year-old girl?
Ted: Not what it sounds like, folks.

- That's not gonna be us, right?
- I mean, how hard can it be to name a baby?
- Right?
- Just look at her.
- She's clearly a--
- Lisa.
- Emily.
- Emily?
- Lisa?
- Uh-oh.