The Best Randall Curtin Quotes

Dr. Jennifer Melfi: I feel for you males. It's our goddamn fault you don't know how to act.
Randall: Oh! Admitting mistakes?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: We tell you to be more sensitive, you join Promise Keepers. We say get in touch with your feelings, you run off into the woods in a loincloth gunking yourself with bear fat beating a drum.
Randall: Hey, don't ruin my evening.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: You know what I mean.
Randall: Sure. You want someone who's sensitive to your needs, but still decisive enough for the occasional grope in the closet.