The Best Sarge Quotes

Sarge: Hey, lady! What are you doing out here? This is a war zone.
Earl: Are those sticks?
Sarge: They ain't candy canes, missy. What do you think took this out?
[points to his missing eye]
Earl: Uh, running with scissors?
Sarge: Wrong! It was a stick with my name on it.
Earl: Wow. What are the odds?