The Best The Andy Griffith Show, Season 8, Episode 14 Quotes

Andy: You and Emmett and Howard had a meeting?
Goober: Yeah, it's what we call a Police Emergency Committee. I's the chairman. I's the one to tell them when to hush up and all that.

Goober: Look how pale his cheeks are. Your cheeks have always been rosy red!
Andy: They have not been rosy red.
Goober: Howard, hasn't had his cheeks always been rosy red?
Howard: While I've always felt that while Andy's complexion isn't ruddy by nature usually he has more color than he has right now.
Goober: Can't you ever just say yes or no?

Andy: What about the squad car?
Emmett: Well, we'll be able to tell more about it when they get it back on the wheels.