The Best The Witch Judge Quotes

Sabrina: It's totally my fault. I'm completely to blame. And there might have been something weird in the punch.
The: You've stated your case eloquently. No.
Sabrina: Why?
The: Miss Spellman, you explained how you got your quizmaster fired, but you never explained why you need him back.
Sabrina: Oh. Well, did I mention the punch?

Sabrina: Bet you're pretty impressed I figured it out, huh?
The: No. Most witches get it right away. You took so long, we actually started an office pool.