The Best Various Quotes

Ned: This is a friggin' circus!

Todd: No problem, just having a heart attack.
[pounds his chest]
Todd: ... Almost over! Done, done.
Bob: Very good. Very nice recovery, now how, how many heart attacks is that for you Todd?
Todd: That makes a bakers dozen for me.
Carl: Jeez, I've on- I've only had six.
Bob: Well, something to shoot for Carl.