The Best Mr. Bill Quotes

Mr. Bill: Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!

[John Belushi is drinking at the water fountain]
Mr. Hands: Say, look! There's John Belushi!
[places Mr. Bill in front of Belushi]
Mr. Bill: Yaaaay! Yaaay! John Belushi! Yaaaay!
[to Belushi]
Mr. Bill: Say, can you gimme your autograph, please?
Mr. Hands: [hands some paper and a pen to Belushi] It would really mean a lot to 'im!
Mr. Bill: [as Belushi turns Mr. Bill around and leans on him to write] Oh, boy! He's gonna do it! Yaaay! John Belushi, my favorite star, hey!
[to Belushi]
Mr. Bill: Say, can you write "To Mr. Bill, from John Belushi?" And can you spell my name right, huh?
Mr. Hands: That's right. And make sure you dot your "I"!
Mr. Bill: Yaaaay!
[Belushi forcefully lodges the pen through the paper, stabbing Mr. Bill]
Mr. Bill: OHHHH!