The Best Self - Host Quotes

Andie: [adressing her father during her monologue] So daddy, we just did a rehearsal, and I just wanted to let you know that I saw the show and I think that you ought... to-tonight that you ought to go to the kitchen, maybe and make a sandwich at eleven forty-one, and it should take about seven minutes to do it, and, yeah, and at twelve o four, it might be a good time to take the plate back to the kitchen and get a beer, and, listen, but there's a real pretty scene at twelve twenty-three, so, you don't have to leave, but you might just wanna turn down the volume... and that way, you know, everybody could talk about how pretty I look 'till about twelve twenty-eight.