Top 30 Quotes From The Thundermans

Dr. Colosso: I was watching the whole time, and I still don't know how this happened!
Max: [grunting] Come on.
Dr. Colosso: [laughing]
Max: This is for a prank that's gonna be so big, the school's going to name an entire day after me.
Dr. Colosso: Dancing turkey head day?
Max: No, Max Thunderman day. You know the chemical in turkeys that you make you super sleepy after you eat 'em?
Dr. Colosso: Of course. It's one of the top ten evil chemicals, right after the stuff in asparagus that makes your tinkle smell.
Max: Well, when I steal my machine back, I'm going to use it to boost that turkey chemical and make super sleepy sandwiches for all my classmates.
Dr. Colosso: Then when they fall asleep, you're going to draw mustaches on them, right?
Max: I am now!

[to Max]
Dr. Colosso: Why are you pointing that thing at me?

Nora: [to Billy Thunderman] If your dumb foot touches me again, I'm gonna laser it right off.

[At Max's cape ceremony, Hank is crying and is using Phoebe's cape as a tissue. To Hank]
Phoebe: Dad, that's my cape.

[At prom, the Thundermans are battling Dark Mayhem and his associates. Nora and Billy are battling Fairy Pinch-ess]
Nora: Billy, what's the answer to everything?
Billy: Triangle?
[Billy realizes what Nora means]
Billy: Triangle.
[Billy uses Nora's laser eyes to zap Fairy Pinch-ess's pinch claw. Fairy Pinch-ess screams. Nora pushes Fairy Pinch-ess into a treasure chest]
Fairy: No!
[Nora closes and locks the treasure chest]

[At prom, the Thundermans are battling Dark Mayhem and his associates. Oyster, Gideon, and Wolfgang crawl up to Cherry, Maddy, and Roxy]
Oyster: So, since this might be the end, who had a crush on who?

[At prom, the Thundermans are battling Dark Mayhem and his associates. To Phoebe and Max]
Dark: I don't think so!
[Dark Mayhem blasts Phoebe and Max across the museum]

[to Link]
Phoebe: Don't worry. It's picture time.
[Phoebe, Cherry, Maddy, Roxy, Allison, Gideon, Wolfgang, Link, Oyster, and Max all line up together and have their prom photo taken]

[repeated line]
Max: Max in the house!

[Repeated line]
Cherry: I'd love to. Pick me up tomorrow at eight.

[At prom, after everyone finds out that the Thundermans have superpowers]
Principal: Man, my life sucks.

[At prom, the Thundermans are battling Dark Mayhem and his associates. To Max]
Dark: You picked the wrong side, Max.

Wolfgang: Telekinesis.
Max: Oh, so that word you know.

[after Max's lair has been transformed into a regular bedroom]
Max: No!

Phoebe: It's always me.

[after Dark Mayhem reveals his plan for Hiddenvale. To Max]
Phoebe: Is that really what you want, Max? To lose everything? Your friends? Allison? Your family?

[to the rest of the family]
Max: But I've got a sister to destroy.
Chloe: Hey, what did I do?
Max: Not you. Phoebe.

[At prom, Dark Mayhem and his associates have arrived]
Dark: I'm already here.

Max: Am I, Nora? Am I?

[to Dark Mayhem]
Max: I already have it all.

[Repeated line]
Chloe: Thunderbaby, away!

[after Phoebe defeats Lady Web and saves Oyster, Gideon, and Wolfgang. Announcing to Oyster, Gideon, and Wolfgang]
Phoebe: I'm Thundergirl.

Dr. Colosso: Please take me with you, Max. I would do anything for a joyride in the Thundervan.
Max: No can do, Colosso, but I got you this guy to keep you company.
Dr. Colosso: A stuffed bear? What am I, a child?
Max: No, you whine way more than a child.
Dr. Colosso: [whining] I do not!
Max: You'll be fine - just use your imagination.
Dr. Colosso: Fine. I'll imagine you care. Like I'm gonna play with some toy. Hmm... Okay, I'm intrepid explorer Colosso Beauregard, and you're my faithful sidekick Teddy Stuffington. Today we conquer Mt. Everest!

[At prom, the Thundermans are battling Dark Mayhem and his associates. After Barb knocks Strongdor down to the ground. To Strongdor]
Barb: Thank you for the dance.

[At prom, the Thundermans are battling Dark Mayhem and his associates. Max gets hit by one of Dark Mayhem's blasts. Max tumbles to the ground. Allison crawls up to Max]
Allison: Max.
Max: Allison. I'm sorry for being a jerk earlier. I still really like you, but I get it if being a superhero is too weird and...
[Allison kisses Max]
Allison: Sorry, but that was the only way to shut you up.
[Max sees the power-zapping orb]
Max: Yes!
Allison: Oh, I'm glad you like it.
Max: No. I mean yes, but I found the orb.
[Max uses his telekinetic powers to grab the power-zapping orb]
Max: Now, where were we?
[Max and Allison continue kissing]

[after the Thundermans secret has been revealed]
Chloe: The Thundermans are famous, baby!

[Repeated line]
Strongdor: Strongdor here too.

Phoebe: Am I, Max? Am I?

Billy: Hey Dad, Do you go to the bathroom standing up or sitting down?
Hank: Neither

[At prom, the Thundermans are battling Dark Mayhem and his associates. To Barb]
Strongdor: Strongdor's turn.