The Best Dr. Aaron Everett Quotes

Melanie: I'm really sorry about last night, but I really was just trying to help my friend.
Dr. Aaron Everett: Which means you're a nice person.
Melanie: Thank you.
Dr. Aaron Everett: And... I'd like to get to know the girl that broke my uterus. Dinner tonight?
Melanie: Yeah, I'd love to.
Dr. Aaron Everett: I've one more patient to see; you can wait in the waiting room.
Melanie: Okay. Wait! So, while I'm waiting you're going to get to third base with a naked woman?
Dr. Aaron Everett: That's not really how doctors think of it.
Melanie: Hm-mm. Is she attractive?
Dr. Aaron Everett: No.
Melanie: Would you tell me if she was?
Dr. Aaron Everett: No.
Melanie: Is this something I have to get used to?
Dr. Aaron Everett: Yup.