50 Best JoJo no Kimyô na Bôken Quotes

[Jotaro revives his grandfather with Dio's corpse]
Jotaro: Old man?
Joseph: [evil laugh] You fool, Jotaro!
Jotaro: It can't be!
Joseph: Thanks to you, I live again!
Jotaro: [activates his Stand] You bastard!
Joseph: WAIT! Wait, Jotaro! A joke, a joke! It's a joke! I'm sorry, I was just messing with you a little. It's really me!
[shows off his Stand]
Joseph: Look, my name is Joseph Joestar. I was born in September 27 1920. My wife's name is Suzi Q. I like to read comic books.
Jotaro: Who was the female lead in the 1981 film "Tarzan the Ape Man"?
Joseph: Bo Derek!
Jotaro: Who sang "Eat It", the parody of "Beat It"?
Joseph: Al Yankovic!
Jotaro: Yare yare daze... I guess only you would know useless stuff like that.

Caesar: I'm a proud member of the Zeppeli family. That may mean nothing to a monster like you... My father didn't recognize me, but he gave up his life to save mine. My grandfather gave up his Ripple energy to save Jojo's grandfather before he died. It's a tradition, I must do something! I can't let my life's flame sputter out! This is the Zeppeli family spirit, from the past to the future! The human spirit!

Trish: Oh my gosh! I have hair growing on my fingers! And my nails are so gross and malformed! And they have so much dirt underneath them! I can't deal with this!
[smells himself]
Trish: I knew it, that stinks too! Why, why did I have to be Mista?

[repeated line]
Jolyne: Yare yare dawa... Good grief.

[last lines]
Narrator: This is enemy territory. Wamuu and Kars may be nearby. Yet they can't contain their emotions. Jojo calls out to Caesar, Lisa Lisa sheds tears of sorrow, but no matter how much they call out, no answer returns. Caesar is dead, and his silence constantly reminds Jojo and Lisa Lisa of his fate. But even if his life ends here, his soul moves on. Here rests Caesar Zeppeli.

Yoshikage: My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.
Shigekiyo: What are you talking about?
Yoshikage: I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
[activates his Stand]
Yoshikage: Basically, Shigechi, you are a troublesome thing that would hinder my sleep. And therefore, my enemy.

[last words]
Dio: [blown apart] WHAT? Impossible! Kono Dio da... KONO DIO DA!

[Dio kisses Erina]
Dio: Have you ever kissed JoJo before? Guess not... That means your first kiss wasn't with JoJo! It was I, Dio!

Yoshikage: My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old.
Yoshikage: My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest.
Yoshikage: I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.
Yoshikage: I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night.
Yoshikage: That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness.
Yoshikage: Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

Jotaro: You lost for one reason, and only one reason... you pissed me off.

Jonathan: [beats up Dio] I'LL MAKE YOU CRY LIKE A BABY, DIO!

[a man insults Joseph and he is going to beat him up]
Erina: [appears] Jojo, what are you doing with that man?
Joseph: Uh... I was just... huh?
[sees the man is a driver]
Joseph: Taxi! I got a taxi for you, grandmother!

Joseph: Well, she told me to sit on my ass for thirty minutes. So I choose to do it here.
[sits next to Lisa's door]
Joseph: And it's not my fault if my eyes stray to the keyhole, is it?
[looks through and sees his naked mother]
Joseph: NIIICE!

Spice: WANNABEEE!

[repeated line]
Dio: [in vampire state] WRRYYY!

Narrator: This is a story of two youngsters, and a stone mask that changed their fates.

Hol: Listen, Boingo... I am the nicest man in the world. I have girlfriends everywhere. I might lie to a woman, but I'll never hit them! It doesn't matter how ugly they are! Because I respect women!

Jean: You're really good at sobbing J.Geil. Well, you're about to fall down to hell, sobbing the whole way down. But there's one thing I can't rely on the guardians of hell to do for me. And that's... to turn you into a pincushion!

[repeated line]
Josuke: [activates his Stand] DURARARARARARA!

Narancia: [to Giorno] No matter what happens, I'm still older than you, got it?

[repeated line]
Dio: [activates his Stand] Za Warudo!

Jonathan: [stops Bruford's sword] METAL SILVER OVEDRIVE!
[sends Ripple through the sword to Bruford]

Dio: I REJECT MY HUMANITY, JOJO!

[at a restaurant, a racist insults Smokey]
Smokey: I better be going...
[gets up, but Joseph holds him down and gets ready to scrap]
Erina: Jojo!
Joseph: What, Granny? You're not going to stop me, are you?
Erina: No. People can have their opinions, but he insulted our friend. Take him down, but be mindful of the other customers.
Joseph: I was hoping you'd say that!

Bruno: [slices Pesci to pieces] ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI Arrivederci!

Ghiaccio: You know Paris, France? In English they pronounce it "Pari-IS", but everyone else pronounces it as the French do, without the S. But with Venezia, everybody pronounces it the English way, "Ven-ICE". There's "The Merchant of Venice", "Death in Venice"... WHY, though? Why isn't the title "The Merchant of Venezia"? Are you shitting me? This takes place in Italy, so use the Italian name, dammit! That shit pisses me off! Bunch of dumbasses!

[repeated line]
Dio: MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!

[repeated line]
Joseph: Oh My God!

Steely: Dio gave me an advance... I'll give you that.
Jotaro: Yare yare daze. You truly are the lowest scum in history. You fool, there are things you can't pay for with money!
[uses his Stand on Dan]
Jotaro: ORA! ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! ORA
[beats up Steely Dan and throws him into a wall]
Jotaro: [writes on a paper] Here's your receipt.

Jotaro: [to Kakyoin] I, Jotaro Kujo, am labelled a punk. I tend to overdo it with my opponents in fights, so much that some are still in the hospital. There was one idiot teacher who was all talk, so I taught him a lesson and he hasn't came back to school. At restaurants that served me lousy food, I leave without paying the bill all the time. But... even I know nauseating evil when I see it. Evil is when you use the weak for your own gain, and crush them under your foot. Especially a woman! That is exactly what you've done, huh? Your Stand isn't visible to the victim or the law. Therefore, I shall judge you!

Wamuu: [observes Caesar's bubble] I'll let it go. But not because I'm sentimental about him. His talent as a fighter is undeniable. He has my deep respect, as a fellow warrior. I will hold you and the last moments we spent together in my memory, Caesar. A man as splendid and as fleeting as the bubbles he conjured.

[English dub]
Jonathan: [stops Bruford's sword] SILVER ARM METAL OVERDRIVE!
[sends Ripple through the sword to Bruford]

[English dub]
Jotaro: [to Kakyoin] Look, nobody says Jotaro Kujo is a nice guy. I beat the crap out of more people than I have to. Some are still in the hospital. There's plenty of teachers that got on my bad side and never came back to class. And, hey, I make it a policy not to pay if I don't like a meal. But even a guy like me can spot evil when he sees it! Evil is the one who uses and looks down upon the weak, especially women! And that's exactly what you've done, isn't it? You must think that Stand allows you to avoid laws and consequences, don't you... In that case, I will judge you myself!

[Kishibe is captured by Highway Star, who forces him to call Josuke]
Rohan: If-If I call him, w-will you spare my life?... But I refuse! One of the things I, Rohan Kishibe, like the most is to find someone who thinks they're some hot shit, and say 'No' right to their faces!

[last words]
Jonathan: Erina... be happy.

[Jonathan saves Erina from bullies, and gets beaten up]
Jonathan: I want to be a true gentleman! You were a woman in trouble! There are times when a gentleman has to be courageous and fight, even when his opponent is bigger than he is and he knows he's going to lose! But one day, I'll be able to beat them!

[repeated line]
Giorno: [activates his Stand] Gold Experience!

Dio: Kono Dio da!... It is I, Dio!

[repeated line]
Joseph: [activates his Stand] Hermit Purple!

[repeated line]
Jotaro: [activates his Stand] ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!

Jonathan: My heart resonates... Heat enough to burn... My blood is razor sharp! SUNLIGHT YELLOW OVERDRIVE!

Will A. Zeppeli: How many lives did you consume to heal those wounds?
Dio: Do you remember how many breads you've eaten in your life?
Jonathan: [enraged] DIIOOO!

[the baby falls into a pond and Josuke can't see her]
Joseph: [cuts his hand] Josuke... if this kills me, please give my regards to your mother. I am quite old, after all.
Josuke: What the hell are you doing?
Joseph: Adding color to the water so that we can trace the baby.
[It works, and the baby is found]
Josuke: Why would he do this for a baby, for someone he doesn't even know?
Joseph: I just wanted to look cool, in front of my boy.
[Josuke smiles at his father, and helps him up]

[Lisa Lisa and Joseph discover Cesar's remains]
Lisa: [falls to her knees and weeps] Shiza...
Joseph: [screams] SHIIZAA!

Joseph: NIGERUNDAYO!

Diavolo: No one can escape the fate that was chosen for them. All that remains is the end, where you will perish. Eternal greatness exists only within myself. Sing a song of sorrow in a world where time has vanished!

Dio: ROAD ROLLER!
[brings down a steamroller on Jotaro]

[Mista scratches his butt, in Trish's body]
Trish: Hey, what the hell are you doing?
Guido: Hey! Don't get the wrong idea! I wasn't trying to touch it! It's just really itchy around the elastic...
Trish: Don't stick your fingers into my panties!
Guido: Okay, I got it!
Trish: If you spread your legs any further, I'll kill you!
Guido: Okay, I got it! But you're wearing panties to make your ass tighter, so everything's so tight it itches! You also have on a push-up bra...
Trish: Just so we're clear, the next time you stick your hand into my skirt, I'm going to kill you! I'm going to curse you to death!
[cries at Narancia]
Guido: That's Giorno! And so what if you kill yourself?
[spits]
Trish: STOP THAT!

Jotaro: There's only one reason why you lost, Dio. There is just one simple answer. You Pissed Me the Fuck Off!

Joseph: [feeling the baby] Josuke... this is a girl.
Josuke: Yeah, you can tell if it's a boy or a girl by feeling between the legs.
[Both laugh. Beat, then Josuke chases Joseph with his stick]