The Best Rick and Morty, Season 2, Episode 8 Quotes

Rick: Excuse me, coming through. What are you here for? Just kidding I don't care.

Jerry: I can't leave now! Everybody hates me!

Rick: Every hospital has a doctor they say is the best doctor in the galaxy.

- It's got the alien Internet on it.
- Here's some porn.
- And there's an alien towel.
- I actually got that on another planet.
- So it is an alien towel to me.
- Good luck.
- Thanks.

- What are you talking about?!
- Why would we do that?!
- It's a stupid idea!
- What's the matter with you!?
- Don't be a piece of shit, Jerry!
- Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- We'll go home.
- What the hell is he talking about?!
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