The Best SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 8, Episode 26 Quotes

Squidward: This is our worst gig yet! Children's parties! Well, if this is the way this tour is being organized, then I would like to-
[He suddenly screams in pain. He turns around and finds that a child has pinned a tail onto his behind]
Squidward: I am not a donkeyfish!

[SpongeBob and Squidward have just learned that their next gig is at a retirement home]
Squidward: You're kidding me, right?