The Best The Office, Season 9, Episode 6 Quotes

Angela: Last night the Senator was so tired he just wanted a little Mexican brought in.

Erin: Don't you guys have that place where you used to spend you summers and have all those memories?
Darryl: I worked at a Jiffy Lube.
Erin: See, I bet you wouldn't sell that Jiffy Lube for all the money in the world. Would you, Darryl?
Darryl: I would, if I owned it and went broke.

Andy: I wish my dad could see me now. Of course, he caused this whole mess, so...
[Bleep]
Andy: him.

- Can you guys come with me for a minute?
- I know you saw me with the senator.
- I think I'm in love, possibly for the first time.
- So, yes, senator lipton and I are having an affair.
- I hope that I can count on your sensitivity, maturity, and discretion.

Oscar: I know you saw me with the Senator. I think I'm in love, possibly for the first time. So yes, Senator Lipton and I are having an affair. I hope that I can count on your sensitivity, maturity, and discretion.
[turns to see Kevin has overheard him]
Oscar: ... Why?

Meredith: Hey, so that good-lookin' single brother of yours, heard he was in a downward spiral with booze.
Andy: Yeah, he's in rehab, actually.
Andy: Which place? The one right near Philly? I could be there in an hour.

- That doesn't surprise me.
- That actually wasn't the worst cover. I'd say at least once a week
- Kevin runs out of the room shouting that he has to go to the bathroom.
- So the supply forms are going to be...
- I have to go to the bathroom!
- I have to go to the bathroom!