The Best CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Season 6, Episode 1 Quotes

[last lines]
Archie: The tape was pretty mangled. Enhancement and noise cancellation increase intelligibility, but it alters timber and tone. So, I don't know there's any more I can do here. You know, Nick recorded a message on the flip side of the tape. You think maybe we should
Gil: [interrupts] No! This is between you and me.

Captain: All right, let me get this straight: You heard a blast like that coming from your neighbor's and it took you 5 minutes to poke your head out and see what was going on?
Randy: I was watching TV!

Officer: My money's on meth lab.
Sara: You know, Metcalf, just because somebody lives in a trailer park, doesn't mean they're a meth cook.
Officer: You guys are a real pain in the ass, you know that?
Gil: Get used to it, pal.

Catherine: So you get the team back together only to break us apart again. What kind of a perverse game are you playing here, Gil?
Gil: I'm not a pervert.

[first lines]
Helicopter: [over radio] Control, this is air one. I'm at the trailer park 402. There's a large gas main construction fire.

Warrick: You know, what happened to Nick - it just got me thinking. Life is so short, you know? It's almost... it's almost shorter than we wanna ever believe.
Catherine: "Live for the day."
Warrick: Exactly. So, I, ah, I've been heading to ask this young lady I've been seeing, Tina, to marry me.
Catherine: You know that I'm happy for you.
Warrick: Yeah?
Catherine: Yeah.
Warrick: Well, it also feels like you're not so happy for me.
Catherine: Warrick...
[pause]
Catherine: You know, the thing that makes a fantasy great is the possibility that it might come true. And when you lose that possibility - it just kind of sucks.

Walter: [voice on tape, taunting] Hi, CSI guy. You're wondering why you're here? Because you followed the evidence... So, breathe quick, breathe slow. Put your gun in your mouth and pull the trigger. Any way you like, you're gonna die here.

Catherine: Why is there a ring on your ring finger?
Warrick: Because I'm married.
Catherine: What?
Detective: Congratulations. How much did you pay her?

[Catherine and Warrick arrive at the crime scene and are met by officer Michaels, who was present when Nick was abducted in the previous episode]
Officer D.A. Michaels: Hey guys! Good to see you. Hey would you tell Nick I hope there's no hard feelings about that whole, you know, 'abduction' thing, you know, he hasn't returned my calls...
Warrick: He's been busy.

[Greg puts his hand in the soupy goop in the trunk and pulls the drain plug back - the goop splashes on his face]
Sara: Technically, that makes you a cannibal.
Sara: [pause] Grissom would be proud.
Greg: Grissom would've tasted it on purpose.