The Best Kevin Can F**k Himself, Season 2, Episode 1 Quotes

Allison: [to Neil] Maybe he doesn't care when I whine, but he laughs when you bleed.

Allison: [bitterly, to Kevin] You always find a way to win.

Kevin: I got a big photo shoot this afternoon, and I want you there with me, baby.
Allison: I don't wanna be in photos.
Kevin: Oh no, I mean like to cheer me on. What do you think?
Allison: I think I'd rather fake my own death.