The Best Rizzoli & Isles, Season 5, Episode 11 Quotes

Detective: [Enters autopsy room] Ah, this is the coolest...
[notices the onlookers]
Detective: place in the building
Dr. Maura Isles: Well, the autopsy is on a separate system. Can't let the bodies deteriorate from the heat
Detective: [Whispers to Maura] Why do you have an audience?
Dr. Maura Isles: Oh, well, they just wanted to observe an autopsy
Detective: Orozco from media relations and Anders from the carriage unit?
Susie: Oh, hi detective Rizzoli
Dr. Maura Isles: [to all] Welcome. You're just in time to hear the autopsy report
Detective: They are using you for your cool air
Dr. Maura Isles: [Whispers back] I know, but I'll take any opportunity to get people interested in science!

Susie: It's hot, I won't poke the bear! Metaphorical speaking
Detective: Thank you, Maura jr.

Dr. Maura Isles: Did you know that all United States currency is printed on the cotton-linen blend paper made by Crane&Co, which they have been supplying since 1879?
Detective: Yes. You know what else is a fun fact? Something that helps me catch the killer!

Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: He's a millionaire
Nina: [sighs] I'm not sure I can add properly with my brain on fire, but I think that's right

Detective: Oh my AC sucks! It was so hot last night, I didn't get any sleep. You have central air-condition, right?
Dr. Maura Isles: Yes, but I don't use it
Detective: Why? Trying to make me feel bad?
Dr. Maura Isles: Because I sleep in the nude
Detective: Note to self: no follow-up questions!

Detective: Well, the best lies are usually half truths, so maybe he was a drugs dealer
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Hipster drugs dealer laying low in Sobo
Nina: Isn't that a bubble drink?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: No, that's Soba
Detective: No, no, no, the noodles are Soba. Bubble drinks are Boba
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Sobo is what the hipsters are calling South Boston
Detective: It's not a thing!

Detective: [Enters smelly bathroom] Ugh, heat waves and dead bodies do not mix!

Detective: Is it still cool in your world?
Dr. Maura Isles: Yes, and crowded! I can barely start a Rokitansky without 50 sweaty people watching over me
Detective: Well, they're so much better up close
Dr. Maura Isles: You think so?
Detective: Maybe, if if I knew what a Rokifransky was

Detective: Where does someone get $2,000,000 in cash? Is there some special teller window for that?
Detective: You're thinking of withdrawing the Rizzoli family fortune?
Detective: In order to get $2,000,000 you must have $2,000,000

Detective: Okay, whoever said that you feel great after a workout never went for a run in the middle of a heat wave
Dr. Maura Isles: Well, perspiration evaporates from the skin, it extracts the heat by vaporization in order to change into a gaseous state, resulting in a cooling effect
Detective: So, I need to run faster and sweat more to cool off?