The Best Tales from the Crypt, Season 6, Episode 5 Quotes

Crypt: Thanks, pal, for nothing.

[Grunwald talking to his mother portrait about Sheila]
Grunwald: What do you think, Mother? Prime piece of meat, yes? You jealous old bitch.

Sheila: This place smells horrible.
Samuel: It grows on you. Literally.

Crypt: That Grunwald, one little problem and he goes right to pieces. At least now we know what's really eating him.
[Crypt Keeper laughs]

Grunwald: Bruno, Shut up. If you're that hungry, dig up Mother in the garden.

[Talking about Shelia shoes]
Grunwald: You can learn a lot from a woman's shoes. Screamers usually wear spiked heels. Tight-assas pumps. I wonder how combat boots will fit in.

Sheila: Well, who the hell died and made you king?
Grunwald: In the land of the blind, even the one-eyed man is king.