The Best Remington Steele, Season 1, Episode 2 Quotes

Laura: What should I call you when we're alone?
Remington: Well, I'm quite used to the name that you came up with.
Laura: It's from a typewriter and a football team.
Remington: Then pick one. I've probably used it.

Remington: [to the morgue attendant who just referred to the corpse Steele & Laura viewed as "stiff"] That "stiff" was my friend!