The Best The Beverly Hillbillies, Season 5, Episode 2 Quotes

Jed: [to Mr. Drysdale] Seems to me that there's more than one fox here with feathers on his mouth. Supposin' we all set down at the table and give all of the chickens a chance to cackle.

Roger: Roger Diggerback, of Diggerback, Breedlove, Burnett, Henderson, Postlewaite, Johnson, Northcross, and Wesson.
Daisy: By the time they call you to supper you done missed it!
Roger: That's my *company* name.
Daisy: Well, excuse me if I treat you like family cause I'll never remember it.

Daisy: Howdy all you folks out there in television land. I'm fixin' to show you how I make Snyder's Surprise Soup. It's named after Snyder's Swamp back home cuz it's made from all the critters who live there. First, you start with a good rich gator stock. I reckon some of you city folks calls it elligator, but back home we don't use the *Elli*.
Elly: Did you call me, Granny.

Jed: Granny, are you fixin' to tell me somethin'?
Daisy: Not while you got that ax in your hand I ain't.

Daisy: Beats me how Elly May can make these donuts without usin' cement.
[drops the donut and it smashes a plate]
Daisy: Maybe she does uses cement.