The Best The Office, Season 5, Episode 15 Quotes

Oscar: I want to get that image out of my head.
- The psychological issues that go behind licking a cat are not things
- I want to go into.
- Also, I'm pretty sure she coughed up a hairball.
- Don't look up. Don't look up.

Michael: She has a boyfriend.
Pam: I'm so sorry, Michael.
Michael: How could she do this to me, Pam?
Pam: She's not doing it to hurt you.
Michael: I can't do the presentation, I can't-... just... oh... thinking about seeing him... and... thinking about... him getting to hold her and getting to kiss her, it just- oh, God!
Pam: Listen, when Jim was dating Karen, I didn't want to come to work. It was awful. I hated it. I wanted to quit, but...
Michael: I know, just... uh, please, I'm going through something, okay?
Pam: You know, when Holly gets back, everyone will tell her what a great job you did. And then she'll realize what she's missing.
Michael: And then she'll move back to Scranton. And her boyfriend will die.
Pam: Yeah, maybe.

- Thank you.
- Okay. You've got one hour.
- I'm too excited to sleep.
- Mmm.
- Great cake.
- Thanks.

- You remember Holly?
- She used to work for hr.
- She was the love of my life.
- She just left and
- I never got closure.
- And I feel like I need to go to nashua and get closure.
- Okay. Let's go.

- He's a bad cat. Bad, bad cat.
- Do you hear me?
- Bad. You are bad.
- No, you look at me when I talk to you.
- Do you hear me,
- Mr. Ash? Look at me.
- This is getting weird.
- Is she cleaning the cat with her tongue?

- Is Holly flax anywhere here?
- Actually, she's on an hr retreat for the next three days.
- She's not here?
- But if you need to get in touch with her immediately, you could talk to a.J.
- He's a salesman here.
- Yeah, he's her boyfriend.
- He's just over there.

Angela: [Commenting on her new cat] ... Needless to say, she is very very expensive.
Meredith: How much?
Angela: Seven thousand dollars.
Creed: For a cat? I can get you a kid for that.

- She still has feelings for you.
- She said that?
- Is that what it said?
- What did it say?
- I can't tell you specifically, but it's not over.
- You're sure?

- Has this been on the entire time?
- I have no idea.
- I was looking at pictures of food on my computer.
- Well, sorry I'm late.