The Best Rizzoli & Isles, Season 5, Episode 6 Quotes

Jane: Wow, it looks like you're having fun
Dr. Maura Isles: Jane, it's a nightmare! Carla is out of control! And wrecked my room. And now they think I am this crazy party person!
Jane: You're not?

Jane: Enough already... you'll only be gone for three days
Dr. Maura Isles: You're pregnant! Your vitamining for two. Do we need to revisit the pictures of the iron deficiencied spleen?
Jane: I am so excited for your medical examiners convention! Is there anything I can do that will help you get out of the door?
Dr. Maura Isles: Take your pyridoxine!
[Hands box of pills to Jane]
Jane: Is that the one that looks like Fred Flintstone or Barney Rubble?

Susie: I can't say
Jane: Well, take a guess
Susie: I am a scientist
Jane: So is Maura! She does it
Susie: I am not Dr. Isles
Jane: I know that, but she's not here, so throw out a theory, stretch your wings, grow, stick out and shine
Susie: That's a mixed metaphor!
Jane: Okay, see, there you go, that's very Maura

[Jane and Maura are looking at another diorama of Susie]
Dr. Maura Isles: At least I am to scale
Jane: You are so, so not to scale! Look at those things at your chest!
Dr. Maura Isles: Those 'things' are perfect in both form and balance. Look at you, you are all legs!
Jane: Well, I am exactly to scale as Susie doesn't guess
Dr. Maura Isles: She does now!

Angela: History is for old people.

Jane: Susie, I was just coming to talk to you
Susie: Oh, ehm, I am not there, I am here, to show you how I shine
Jane: Okay, great
[they walk into a room]
Jane: What's that?
Susie: It's my theory
Jane: Your theory is in a box?
Susie: It's a diorama
[turns the opening of the box towards Jane]
Jane: Oh, D-I-E
Susie: Yes!
Jane: For dead people
Susie: Well, not all of them are dead, but it's a representation of how it got to be
Jane: It's amazing!

Angela: Hey Vince!
[reads over the shoulder of Vince]
Detective: Angela!
[quickly closes the folder]
Angela: Well, you can keep it from me, Vince, but you can't keep it from yourself
Detective: It's a lot more complicated that the loss of an old friend, Angela.
Angela: Complications, secrets, pain, happiness, they are the spices in the soup. You leave one out, it doesn't taste as good
Detective: [Opens folder and points to photo] Peter & Vince! We had a meeting with an A&R record guy from Ney York. He took us out of the town, wined us, dined us. The end of the night Peter wanted to go home, wanted to see his wife and kid, but not me. I was flying, I didn't want that night to end. I let him walk home alone, drunk. He took a short cut, cross some railroad tracks, he fell, he hit his head, never woke up. It snowed that night, took a couple of days to find his body. So, how do I tell Bobby I killed his grandfather?
Angela: Oh, come on Vince, you know that's not true

Jane: Well, can you at least talk about what it is the two of you are doing here?
Dr. Maura Isles: Susie is pursuing an interesting line of inquiry, a forensic examination of the victims
Jane: Victims? What, what victims?
[Susie points to the watermelons]
Jane: Those are not victims, those are watermelons!
Susie: I am conducting a fruitopsy
Dr. Maura Isles: That's funny!
Jane: Hilarious, I'll check in later. I am going to get a susdictionary!