The Best The Office, Season 2, Episode 17 Quotes

Michael: Pam, I'm public speaking. Stop public interrupting me.

- and women of the world, unite!
- We must never acquiesce, for it is together...
- Together that we prevail!
- We must never cede control of the motherland!
- For it is...
- All: Together that we prevail!

- Roy has a connection.
- It's nicer than you think.
- You're inviting Jim? Of course, he's one of my closest friends.
Dwight: All right.
- You ready? Here we go.
- Wow. It's a little bit bigger than I remember.
Michael: Come on.
- We're down here in the front.

Dwight: When I was in the 6th grade, I was a finalist in our school spelling bee. It was me against Raj Patel. I misspelled, in front of the entire school, the word "failure."

- And now, the black guy from the police academy movies, a robot.
- Michael winslow. Anyone?
- Car starting.
- All right,
- Dwight schrute, everyone.
- Good luck, that is a tough crowd.

- a work environment excellent?
- Well, there are many things,
- I believe, that do such a thing of that nature.
- And one would be humor.
- What is the difference between a salesman and a saleswoman?

Stanley: [on the phone] Go ahead. Get the wallpaper. Wallpaper the ceiling if you want. Call Terri and tell her she...
Phyllis: It's unbelievable!
Dwight: Excuse me! May I have your attention, please? There has been an accident on 84 West. Cars have skidded off the road into the safety railing. Several cars have flipped. There is broken glass everywhere. Several people are injured.
Pam: Do we know anyone who was in the accident?
Dwight: Brad Pitt. Also there will be no bonuses.
Stanley: Why would this affect our bonuses?
Dwight: They are unrelated.
Kelly: Is Brad okay?
Dwight: He will never act again. Also, this branch is closing.
Oscar: What the hell is going on here?
Angela: Are we out of jobs?
Dwight: Yes.
Kelly: This is karma because of what he did to Jennifer Aniston.
Michael: He's kidding. Dwight was kidding, and I don't know why because it wasn't funny... and it was just horrible.
Stanley: Michael?
Michael: Yeah.
Stanley: You said we were getting bonuses.
Michael: All right. Everybody in the conference room now. Let's go. Let's do it.
Stanley: Cancel the wallpaper.

Michael: But seriously, what's the difference between a salesman and a saleswoman?
Dwight: A saleswoman has a vagina.
Michael: It's a joke, Dwight. It's not a sex ed class.

Jim: [on the phone with the travel agent] Where do I want to go? Um, that is an excellent question. And one I should have thought about before I called you.

- All right, hey, Dwight...
- Whoa!
Dwight: Hike.
Michael: You all right, Ryan?
- Ryan?
- Yeah.
- Pam!

Dwight: Blood alone moves the wheels of history!