The Best The Office, Season 5, Episode 19 Quotes

- Michael, it's not how you leave an office. It's how you...
- Jim, Jim, Jim.
- We're having a company meeting here.
- I will bring all your stuff home. Okay.
- All right. I'll see you later.
- See you later.

- It looks like he's saying something.
- I think he's singing.
- I can't believe this is really happening.
- And I feel free!
- And just like that, as mysteriously as he arrived, he was gone.

- You don't have to kiss his ass anymore.
- Michael's like a movie on a plane.
- You know, it's not great, but it's something to watch.
- And then when it's over, youte, hke, how much time is left on this flight?
- You know. Now what?

Pam: It'll be ready soon.
Kevin: "Soon" could mean anything. "Soon" could be 3 weeks.
Pam: Is that what "soon" means to you?
Kevin: Sometimes.
Pam: Then come back soon.

- Man: [Whimpering] Hi, you've reached prince paper.
- We are sad to inform you that after
- 40 years of serving the community, we are no longer in business.
- Thank you for your support and may god bless you.
- Girl: Bye!
- What am I gonna do?

- Good.
- I did it. I learned everything about this machine.
- I know all the buttons.
- Even the inside ones.
- I know all the error messages.
- I could do a bound book in plastic with offset colors, which feels...

Jim: [hearing monster sounds coming out of Michael's office from his computer] It's Monster dot com. Singular.
Michael: Thank you!

Oscar: [about Michael] And just like that, as mysteriously as he arrived, he was gone.

- Nothing. Just talking.
- Okay. Michael handed in his two-week notice.
- Did you also hand in your two-week... I didn't.
Charles: No? Okay.
- After you. No, I'm staying.
- Okay.

- Hank? You know,
- I don't need Hank.
- You're gonna mess with me?
- Is that what you're gonna do?
- I'll tell you something,
- Charles. I don't even care, because I've got nothing to lose.
- Okay. Oh, my god. No, god! No!
- No. All right.
- It's not worth it.

Michael: [Speaking to Pam] This is a dream I've had since lunch, and I'm not giving up on it now.

- with overwhelming force and cut off your head with a ceremonial knife.
- Right, 'cause that's what we're talking about.
- I need you to go over these client lists and indicate any wrong or false data.
- Your "I need you to" is my command.
- Okay.

- I just winged it.
- I love a good quitting story.
- It makes me feel like I have control over my own life.
- Gives me hope.
- Maybe I'll have one of my own someday.
- But I dream.

[Beeping] Oh!
- G-44.
- It's not ready, Kevin!
- I am at a crucial point where I have sunk four hours into that copier.
- And I am not gonna let it beat me like that wireless router did.

Dwight: My German is pre-industrial, and mostly religious.